Gargoyle to cat: "Do you remember that beauty pageant? Well, I bribed the judges."
Cat to gargoyle: "I figured as much."

Cat to Einstein bust: "Psst...E = MC Cat."
Einstein bust to cat: "Is this the final answer to the Unified Field Theory?"

Cat to photographer: "Let's see who can snag the camera filter first. I double dare you; make the first move, pal."
Photographer to cat: "I might be old but I'm not slow, buddy."