Sunday, November 16, 2008

Gargoyle to cat: "Do you remember that beauty pageant? Well, I bribed the judges."
Cat to gargoyle: "I figured as much."


Cat to Einstein bust: "Psst...E = MC Cat."
Einstein bust to cat: "Is this the final answer to the Unified Field Theory?"


Cat to photographer: "Let's see who can snag the camera filter first. I double dare you; make the first move, pal."
Photographer to cat: "I might be old but I'm not slow, buddy."

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Cat to photographer: "If you do that again, I'm gonna wallup you one."
Photographer to cat: "Capeesh!"


Gargoyle to Vampire Cat: "I see the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, cousin."
Vampire Cat to Gargoyle: "This is all your fault; you didn't buy me braces when I was younger."


Vampire Cat: "WHAT?!? Can't a vampire sleep? It's 2:00 in the afternoon. What the hell's all that racket?"