Cat to photographer: "If you do that again, I'm gonna wallup you one."
Photographer to cat: "Capeesh!"

Gargoyle to Vampire Cat: "I see the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, cousin."

Vampire Cat to Gargoyle: "This is all your fault; you didn't buy me braces when I was younger."

Vampire Cat: "WHAT?!? Can't a vampire sleep? It's 2:00 in the afternoon. What the hell's all that racket?"