Gargoyle to cat: "Do you remember that beauty pageant? Well, I bribed the judges."
Cat to gargoyle: "I figured as much."

Cat to Einstein bust: "Psst...E = MC Cat."
Einstein bust to cat: "Is this the final answer to the Unified Field Theory?"

Cat to photographer: "Let's see who can snag the camera filter first. I double dare you; make the first move, pal."
Photographer to cat: "I might be old but I'm not slow, buddy."

Cat to photographer: "If you do that again, I'm gonna wallup you one."
Photographer to cat: "Capeesh!"

Gargoyle to Vampire Cat: "I see the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, cousin."

Vampire Cat to Gargoyle: "This is all your fault; you didn't buy me braces when I was younger."

Vampire Cat: "WHAT?!? Can't a vampire sleep? It's 2:00 in the afternoon. What the hell's all that racket?"

Lola the cat.

Cat to gargoyle: "You know I'm cuter than you."

Gargoyle to cat: "That's not what Rolling Stone magazine said."

Cat to gargoyle: "(Sigh...) Yeah, whatever."

(More cat quips to follow, stay tuned.)